Ditch Porn

Pornographic magazine found along the roadside.

I just found some ditch porn on my five mile run today!

by Ditchpornman September 16, 2020

Blister Ditch

An infected, puss filled vagina.

She was super hot, but had a bad case of blister ditch.

by Tag Napson August 21, 2013

Dick and ditch

When you get dicked down and he goes to sleep directly after

“Wow, I wanted to cuddle but instead I got dick and ditched.”

by Sincerelyabigail February 6, 2019

ditch sledding

A sport where a person runs and then launches themself down a flooded ditch on a foam sled.

Person 1. That ditch sledding was rad!
Person 2. Ya I know, I went like 20 yards!

by major wipeout May 13, 2010

ditch pump

word used to describe the 4stroke engine.

"its just another ditch pump"

by S Byrne January 5, 2007

Ditch-jump

Similar to leapfrogging, when one drives a car in a ditch to move around a second car

Trenton’s trunk was in my way, so I ditch-jumped him.

by margophantom June 28, 2020

Kiss and ditch

A kiss and ditch is when one kisses another and then proceeded to ditch them after said kiss

Person one: “ did you really kiss and ditch Jackson”

Person 2: “ yeah, I was just wanted a kiss”

by Downey mozza January 28, 2022