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Ditch Porn

Pornographic magazine found along the roadside.
I just found some ditch porn on my five mile run today!
by Ditchpornman September 16, 2020
mugGet the Ditch Pornmug.

Blister Ditch

She was super hot, but had a bad case of blister ditch.
by Tag Napson August 21, 2013
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Dick and ditch

When you get dicked down and he goes to sleep directly after
“Wow, I wanted to cuddle but instead I got dick and ditched.”
by Sincerelyabigail February 6, 2019
mugGet the Dick and ditchmug.

ditch sledding

A sport where a person runs and then launches themself down a flooded ditch on a foam sled.
Person 1. That ditch sledding was rad!
Person 2. Ya I know, I went like 20 yards!
by major wipeout May 13, 2010
mugGet the ditch sleddingmug.

ditch pump

word used to describe the 4stroke engine.
"its just another ditch pump"
by S Byrne January 5, 2007
mugGet the ditch pumpmug.

Ditch-jump

Similar to leapfrogging, when one drives a car in a ditch to move around a second car
Trenton’s trunk was in my way, so I ditch-jumped him.
by margophantom June 28, 2020
mugGet the Ditch-jumpmug.

Kiss and ditch

A kiss and ditch is when one kisses another and then proceeded to ditch them after said kiss
Person one: “ did you really kiss and ditch Jackson

Person 2: “ yeah, I was just wanted a kiss”
by Downey mozza January 28, 2022
mugGet the Kiss and ditchmug.

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