v. to top deck: a house guest who defecates in one's host cistern, rather than, more conventionally, in the toilet, for comic effect.
Tony Blair and his wife Cherie were invited round by the Browns to congratulate Gordon on his appointment as Prime Minister. Cherie was furious because she never liked Gordon and wanted her Tony to stay on another 10 years. She said to herself : “I know, I'll fix 'em with a good smelly top deck after the main course”.
by bromp May 15, 2008
by dirty sanchez July 14, 2002
Guy 1:man Lindsey Lohan is so hot
Guy 2: tell me about it,i was shuffleing the deck to her all last night
Guy 2: tell me about it,i was shuffleing the deck to her all last night
by ianmcphee January 19, 2006
When 2 people want to cuddle in bed, but the room temperature exceeds comfortable cuddling conditions. Therefore, you turn your backs to one another and intertwine your buttcheeks, alternating one person's atop the other's in a shuffled, card-like manner.
Jamey and Jessica climb into bed and engage into a typical cuddling position, but their body heat becomes too much to endure for the entire night and therefore they both flip over.
Jamey: Honey it's getting too warm to snuggle, I have to flip over.
Jessica: Ok but let's at least stack the deck (cuddling, essentially with your butt cheeks intertwined.)
Jamey: Honey it's getting too warm to snuggle, I have to flip over.
Jessica: Ok but let's at least stack the deck (cuddling, essentially with your butt cheeks intertwined.)
by Nastyfax May 26, 2015
Squat, thrust, watch out, power, release, side spin, splat, deck shit. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
by The Definition King May 17, 2007
by Ansia July 22, 2008
by wayne November 28, 2003