A city along the western bank of the Mississippi River, which smells like the area between a large dirty person's anus and ball sack.
"I better get my painter's mask out of storage, I've got to travel into Taint Louis today, and don't want to inhale any funk..."
by Foolhardy Hero October 10, 2015
The firey sensation upon standing up and realizing that your jeans have ignited a small fire beneath your balls.
by jeff66888888888 January 11, 2011
A person who enjoys obliterating others taints. One who lives for the meat highway between asshole and the balls. Not afraid to get dirty and get some scat between their teeth. Always ready to feast.
Damn Dave is such a taint destroyer. No wonder he always has hairs stuck in his teeth and shit on his nose
by Taint blaster August 12, 2014
The small rolled up pieces of toilet paper left on the floor after someone's wipe their ass while standing, or have done a " mid-day check wipe"
by Mr. Phish2 June 16, 2017
An extreme case of when your gooch smells so bad that you can see a bit of green around the crotch region
by RaisinCookieCrumble March 28, 2016
Taint Knife: A knife that is small in stature, so as to be used to stab taint. Best used in defensive situations when fighting for ones life.
"Dude, Bill's girlfriend stabbed him in the taint with her Benchmade 756 taint knife"
"I carry a taint knife for the sole fact that it's degrading as hell to bleed out from your taint"
"I carry a taint knife for the sole fact that it's degrading as hell to bleed out from your taint"
by Stinky Polak Taint June 29, 2018
by xDark_Alleyx01 February 13, 2016