Braced For Impact

When someone with braces is masterbating and their climax is so good they accidentally locked their jaw.

John Braced For Impact and had to go to the dentist the next morning.

by TruthManDan April 23, 2018

Genshin Impact

A forbidden game which when played, instantly adds 50 kilograms of fat on your body and generates a fatal allergy to grass. Playing Genshin Impact puts the gamer at a huge risk of losing their father or sometimes both parental figures Genshin Impact is simialar to league of legends and other various anime-related video games which have the same effects on any life forms.

"Sorry son, i cant stay here because you are playing Genshin Impact"

by DuckWithToast May 21, 2023