Hypocrite

Isn't it interesting how the people in most need of their own advice are the same ones telling other people to be kind, be nice, do good, or to be themselves?

You're a hypocrite like the rest of us.

by Solid Mantis December 29, 2020

hypocrititis

someone who is a huge hypocrite

*in the park*
pedders: hey bram did you know the elephant man has loads of pillows because his back cant support his head, how many do you have?

Bram: Yeah i know he has shitloads, ive only got 7

Harrison: omg thats loads have you got hypocrititis, go lick a puddle

Bram: no but you do you hobbit puddle licking shitebag.

Hayden: does anyone have a spare tampon?

by sol loves the life June 25, 2009

Hypocrite

Lindsey Graham

Lindsey Graham - “ If there’s a Republican president in 2016 and a vacancy occurs in the last year of the first term, you can say Lindsey Graham said, ‘Let’s let the next president, whoever it might be, make that nomination and you can use my words against me and you’d be absolutely right,’”

Also Lindsey Graham -
“Did I say within the last year? What I meant was the last DAY before the election...ahhh fuck it, everyone knows I’m full of shit and a massive hypocrite...we’re filling the seat”

by Pipiriko September 21, 2020

Hypocrite

everyone on twitter

average Twitter user: stop fat shaming you fat fuck
non-average Twitter user: what a Hypocrite

by virtue_xxx January 19, 2022

reverse/hypocritical teaching

Refers to where a schoolteacher requests his students to tell him the answer to a English/history question, math problem, etc. ("Now --- who can tell me what the answer is in this case?", or "I want you to fill in the blank on your page there, to tell me what the answer is")... not only does this strange behavior indicate that the teacher is apparently not qualified for his job, since **he** seemingly doesn't even know the answer himself (plus maybe the question is even too difficult/advanced for his students, if even he --- as an "educated grownup" --- doesn't even seem to know the answer; perhaps he should therefore not even be asking this excessively-advanced question of his much-younger/less-learned students), but it also directly flies in the face of his otherwise strict policy of never answering a question that a student asks **him** about a particular example on a test, but instead insisting that the student laboriously toil to find out the answer for himself.

Disgruntled second-grade student: I wish they'd let us have a better-informed teacher --- she expects US to supply HER with knowledge many times every day, rather than HER teaching US, the way she's supposed to! Talk about reverse/hypocritical teaching --- where'd SHE ever get her teacher's certification, anyway, if she's THAT dumb and uneducated?!??

by QuacksO February 17, 2017

Hypocrite

kenneth

I’m a hypocrite because I fw with lots of girls but my side chick can’t fw nobody.

by Hypocrites March 21, 2020

Hypocrite

People that be like “bitches be like” but be the bitches that be like.

Tyrel is a hypocrite! He said “bitches be cheating” but he cheated on her last week.

by andy653 June 9, 2021