CDL Holder

One who has a commercial driver's license, but lacks the proper skills to drive their commercial vehicle or drives around carelessly and has many safety incidents/violations under their belt. Often have zero regard for other motorists, pedestrians, and stationary objects. Can't read traffic signs and clearance signs. Terrible at backing and docking even with 10 miles of space. They skip their pre-trip inspection and have no idea how their vehicle works or operates. They are commercial "drivers" in name only, probably got their license from a cereal box. Somewhat synonymous to steering wheel holders or flip-flop truckers

Frank already damaged three trailers driving into tree branches and awnings. What a CDL holder 🙄 Somehow he's still working here

by HockeyBinge July 23, 2025

horse holder

Someone who likes to be suspended and bound while angrily having a shoe put on them.

Cathy is eagerly looking for a real, old-fashioned horse holder on OkCupid.

by Swiping Left April 6, 2019

Boulder holder

A massive brazier

The two armed woman was wearing a bulletproof over the shoulder Boulder holder.

by Stefani Victorious February 11, 2023

necklace holder

when his hands are made to go around your neck

his necklace holder was around my neck

by ooooooopposssss July 1, 2020

Pencil holder

When u put the tip of ur pencil inside ur dick hole and it stays there

*does the pencil holder*

The dude in the library: HOLY FUCK CALL 911

by armed abortion February 15, 2022

Ammo holders

Testicles.

My ammo holders are all fired up now, baby! Let's get the jizz flowing!

by PBJelly6 August 27, 2023

Dairy Share Holder

A man who encourages his wife to get a breast enlargement operation.

Dairy - breasts.
Share Holder - vested interests in having a good set of hooters to play with.

Dennis loved Harriet very much. He would love her even more if she had a decent set of norks. I guess Dennis could be described as a Dairy Share Holder.

by amulet_1972 April 30, 2010