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High School

The North American equivalence to European pre-secondary educational facilities.
Contrary to apparent common belief among Americans and/or Canadians the high schools found throughout the norhtern part of the Americas are like kindergardens compared to their European counterparts - hence not very "high" in any respect...except for their drugged-up spoilt kids.
In Europe students are required to actually study a whole lot more material than students attending these north-American schools.
The European curiculums include materials that are considered university level in the Americas and any European high school graduate could kick the smartest American kids' ass.
American/Canadian kids:
"Hey yo bro, so in class we had to like differentiate some function or something, that was whack0 bro."
"Aight, me hearz yo man, dillio. Let'z fuck this shit and chill out at my crib watchin some MTV."

European kids:
"Oh well differentiating that polynomial function wasn't too hard, now was it?"
"No, not at all my dear friend. Would you like to drop by at my place? We could listen to some genuine European music and chat about today's class."
by EuropeKicksYourAss March 12, 2005
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High School

A Hellhole.

Consists of instagram/Snapchat losers: People who flex on instagram/snapchat but are lames when you see them at school

Preppy girls: Girls who think they are superior at school and drive the newest jeep to school

The "Elite": they obsess over Vineyard Vines and 90 percent of them try to have "one black friend" so they can say the N word and not seem racist.

Nerds: Most of them act like entitled pricks because they had a "Harsh Upbringing" or something. The ones who wont let you see the homework answers because you were absent deserved to be shoved on the locker walls until the metal starts clanging.

Jocks: lives with a upper class family or with a single mom thinking they are superior, but cant even do simple multiplication depending on the school they go to.

Emos: it sounds like they want to commit suicide, but they are just listening to $uicideboy$, Lil Uzi Vert, and Marilyn Manson.

Normal/chill people: people trying to get an A but they have to deal with a social life, parents, and possibly a job. Their parents turn from friendly to an enemy when their son/daughter enters high school. It may sound like they're trying to toughen their kid up, but its actually stressing them out. They deal with constant shit from the teachers, as the American High School system is flawed.
Class of 2016 or lower: my high school years were a breeze, we did-

Class of 2017, 2018 and 2019: we dont speak about high school in these parts.
by Yay-erz December 30, 2017
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high-schooling

v. to make out like you did in high school.
No, I didn't have sex with him. We were just high-schooling.
by Anonymous June 13, 2003
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High School

A place that is not as bad as people say. There are way to many creepy goth, punk, and emo kids in high school though.
Our high school is full of goth fags.
by 123454321 June 15, 2006
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High school

The time in your life where everyone gives you shit for simply existing. The roughest 4 years you'll have to endure unless you're popular and have it made. Good luck not killing yourself. Now watch as everyone in the school picks fights with each other.
High school is so lame. Hell, even the popular kids who looked so close knit ended up fighting each other after school for the stupidest reasons.
by StudyHaveFunGetLaid July 23, 2017
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High School

1. Some dumbass european is saying shit about American high schools. I've been in both, and I can say that they both have the same levels. I've been around public high schools in both the US and Europe and they are average. Not an excellent education. I've been in private European and North American high schools (prep school) and they were both excellent.

2. These are not the best 4 years of your life, but they are a great four years. I'm in my junior year and I'm having a great time. It's not such a "prison" where "the staff hates you". They are just teachers. Yeah, there is a lot of drama, but its not horrible. It keeps things fun.

CONCLUSION: So yeah, stop bitchin about high school... You're probably all depressed emos.
TYPICAL HIGH SCHOOL SCENE.
High School Person nº1: I can't believe she left me...

High School Person nº2: Forget about it, let's go to that party!

High School Person nº1: Sure
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High School

Where you spend 4 years of your life.
Freshman- Your first year there
Sophomore- Your second year there
Junior- The third year there
Senior- Your final year there

Also unlike a normal person, I actually enjoy High School.
Incoming Freshmen: “Ugh.. tomorrow is my first day at High School. It’s gonna suck!”

Incoming Junior: “Nah, it’s a bit okay.. besides, Freshman year is the easiest year. Junior year is the worst year. You have to start applying to colleges..”
by GoddessofDeath December 2, 2019
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