Hate Boner

When you lovingly hate each other. Sometimes involving the point of wanting to kiss your mortal enemy.

Hate boner (heɪt ˈboʊnər)

Person 1: fuck you

Person 2: fuck you too ;)

Person 1: I love you
Person 2: fuck you bitch
Person 1: but I'm saying something nice
Person 1: I don't care ;)

by LoliBait March 13, 2022

Hate Beat

When one masturbates and is unhappy with their life all at the same time, they basically want to kill themselves in the middle of masturbation.

Jeff failed his test today and his girlfriend broke up with him because he wanted to felch her, he will probobly hate beat tonight hard core style.

by Joker Jay February 12, 2009

hate job

When one gives a passionate hate-derived blowjob.

Ellie hates Kyle, but found him hot, so she got drunk and gave him a hate job.

by Nikc July 26, 2014

hate jizz

An act of cumming as a means of revenge.

Guy one: "That Danielle is such a bitch!"
Guy two: "I know, I hate jizzed on her scarf last night!"

by Aqua Seamus January 23, 2016

Cloud Hate

The hate received from the heavens. A cloudy/rainy day.

Weatherman: There's a 50% probability of cloud hate in the afternoon.

by paper machetee January 13, 2010

Bill Hates

Another name for a hater

"Here comes Bill Hates, with some micro-soft shit to say"
-WWKYA Tour

by pitabreadyum June 14, 2010

twi-hate

An intense dislike for Twilight and everything related to Twilight.

"Because of Twilight and twitards I can no longer take vampires seriously. I have serious twi-hate for the books.

by Cuddi November 20, 2009