Eat Ham

Eat Ham, also known as Ethan, is a quiet weirdo but once you get to know him he's even weirder. He's into BDSM but doesn't like to admit it. Ethan is well known for being a gum dealer and a nice person. His hobbies are looking out for yellow cars, eating, and putting toothpaste on eggplants. Eat Ham writes songs in his free time about his beloved friends, his most famous song, Midget Shit, is named after his amazing best friend. Overall a great friend who will always be there for you because he has nothing better to do :)

Person 1: Have you seen the new Dispicable Me movie?
Person 2: You mean the one starring Eat Ham?

by Anonymous 🐐 September 10, 2020

panty ham

1. A fat, clean-shaven vagina with small, tight labia.

Although appearing bruised and swollen, her pussy lips formed a nice, compact panty ham.

by The Bucktooth Robot June 25, 2009

chipped ham

A type of Deli meat that can only be found in Western Pennsylvania. It is supremely thinly sliced ham. Origninally made by Isaly's.

Lots of people in Pittburgh like chipped ham sandwiches.

by schizoartist November 2, 2004

Goin Ham

The meaning of going hard, crazy; action of being done in the moment. Doing crazy shit......!

I was goin ham at the club last night with all of my friends.

by longdonksilvers March 3, 2015

Bro-ham

A title for a male figure, whose familiarity is that of a brother.

What's up bro-ham?

by KuriKuri October 25, 2008

go ham

go Hard As a MotherF*cka, putting forth a lot of effort

I go ham when I'm playing ball...I give it all I got.

by nicjae June 10, 2009

Ham Cubes

Nipples, just nipples.

Look at Kendle's ham cubes fluttering in the wind.

by Lizeah March 30, 2011