halal

something that is tasty

Person 1 - that food was really good!
Person 2 - yeah the food was bare halal

by mo2trappy March 18, 2021

haaruun

it dickhead who begs for money like khaled

guy 1:have you seen haaruun?
guy 2:yeah! hide your money!!

by haaruunbaaboon May 21, 2018

HAARP

The Human Advanced Amphetamine Research Project. A secret government facility, disguised as an atmospheric testing station and purposely misinformed to be a weather control device. It was built and brought online to cause a massive wave of methamphetamine addiction upon the American people in order to make them paranoid, weak, confused, and in and out of jail/prison.

"Dude, do you hear that? That low humming is one of the sounds that HAARP makes, man! I'm telling you, once they finish all of the FEMA camps, they're gonna round us all up!"

by thEwaTcher January 22, 2014

Hala

When a person flakes on you or changes their plan after agreeing to hang out.

Me: Let's go get Pho

Person: Down!! **An Hour Later**
Person: I can't go to get pho :(
Me: you're such a Hala

by Typical_Life June 14, 2016

So not halal mode

so not hahal mode. NO 0 waste of baby’s. waste of air. Waste of Titty milk. So not halal mode.

nnooooo waste of condom and baby’s so not halal mode

by Simpydimpy69420 October 12, 2021

Halal

Non-genuine, fake, false, bullshit

If it is not kosher then it must be halal.

by Aisha Bakr May 4, 2014

halal surprise

Halal surprise is used to describe meat served in many fast food joints (mc donalds, kfc etc) that are in general not haram (like pig meat, although these are also considered halal surprise - the surprise element of eating before realising it isn't halal!), but that have not been reared and slaughtered according to Islamic teachings

Dude: Dude, I'm so hungover...i'm going to mcdonalds for some cheeseburger. Would you like some?
Muslim: No halal surprise for me, thanks!

by halal surprise inventor March 12, 2009