Guinea Pig

Guinea pigs are a furry ball, or a potato. They have little squeakers that sound like a pig being stabbed, and can go off when they hear you, the fridge opening, a bag crinkle, or if they see food.

Whenever they eat, they make little potato baby’s. Usually after eating you’ll find a mound of these. Sometimes they’ll go back for seconds sometimes and will eat the potato baby’s.
A furry potato can also be a skinny piggy which is a peeled potato.

The guinea pig was eaten by the Inca

by Peznuttychu September 20, 2019

Guice

The maker of bruh moments, slayer of hoes and tramps. kicks ass, smokes hella grass, and sleds really fucking fast.

like a chad, chode, or bruv, but generic

me; "dude did you see kenny last night at the party"?
bruh; " Hell yeah man, hes a fucking guice"!

by the magical E of oz April 27, 2020

gipette

A big pipette

Alec uses the gipette to extract the solution

by Unknown physicist March 5, 2022

randall guide to slaying

The Randall Guide to Slaying:
A three step process to nail a boy/girl

S1: Scoop
S2: Wheel
S3: Cock Wreck

*note: in some cases it may be necessary to jump straight to step 3*

"That Randall Guide to Slaying is money for picking up chicks"

by 4044life2 February 2, 2014

low guinea

Low class Italians, generally ones who wear wife beater T-shirts, scam the system and know people in the pizza business. Houses always smell of some type of low grade Italian food.

Low guineas use an oil dip stick for shishkabobs, then return it to the car.

by tirtle May 28, 2018

Twisting guinea

A crazy person who forces themselves into unnatural or very annoying movement motions or comments that disrupts any activity or peace within a home or place of work. Such as, pounding or swearing or stomping.

“Seth stop pounding you twisting guinea”

“Dude, stop being a twisting guinea”

by PandaChicken March 16, 2018

goth guinea

someone who is goth and is tremendously hairy

bro i saw a goth guinea when i was at a peppa pig concert they were extra gothie

by clikkie January 31, 2019