Graffiti Bridge

The magical place Laura finally got her flower pollinated. Surprise!

Laura went to graffiti bridge a virgin and came home.. not a virgin.

by Fraggindeliciouz March 11, 2021

gjofferknoffer

An intense hickey combined with a finger (or toe/thumb) into the anal cavity. Usually done in retaliation for a previous act such as a titty twister or hurts donut. The Icelandic roots of the word are because it burns so bad your ass needs all the ice in Iceland to soothe itself.

T: what the fuck? You just gave me a wet willy?
J: hahahaha I’m so funny
T: we’ll see who’s laughing after I give you a gjofferknoffer
J: damn, I learned my lesson. I’m sorry.

by Totallynottom April 27, 2021

Geoffrey verity schofield

Some guy in China working out and scaring the locals with his mighty muscle mass and super high body fat.

Oh look Geoffrey verity schofield is running while editing his next YouTube video on Greg turkesterone doucette.

by Thedudewithlowtest July 4, 2022

Commander Geoffrey

An airline pilot who had the AIDS virus (auto immune deficiency syndrome). Because he is an airline pilot, he gives the virus to all of the countries he flies too. His condition is so bad, he has 4 times the amount of normal aids, which means he managed to transmit the virus to other animals, two of the most prominent being monkeys and cats.

"I heard Millie gave Arthur aids"
"What a commander Geoffrey thing to do!"

by aids_from_Geoff March 14, 2015

The Devil’s Graffiti

The streaks left on the inside of the toilet bowl after a massive bowel movement, particularly those left after the toilet has been flushed.

“Dude I flushed twice and there’s still shit on the inside of the toilet.”

“That’s the Devil’s Graffiti, baby.”

by link1ater July 26, 2021

Graffer

A graffer is a person who tags or writes up usually on walls and public transport and dress's pretty poorly generaly with adidas or nike hoodies and track pants.

Hates other graffers who slash them.

Also a (metro)s biggest enemy.

1)Graffer: Look at that fucking metro cunt lets go bash the shit out of him.

2)Graffer: Did you slash my tag you cunt your fucking fucked

by linkboy February 1, 2009

Goffy

A word used to describe people that glue their pubic hairs to the palms of their hands

A) *gives high five

A) why u got hair on ur hand

B) I’m a little goffy

by Chaffa777 April 15, 2019