Chode-House Grill

Where a group of chodes go to eat after a day of acting like a complete and total chode-master

Hey man lets go! I'm ready to eat some chodeitas at Chode-House Grill

by chodejagger October 6, 2011

Gettin' up in ma grill

An exclamation for those given times when a situation is so intolerable, as every one on the entire planet is pissing you off at any given time, for no apparent reason.

Comes home from shitty day at work, just wants to chill out... discovers house mates left trash all over the place.

"ffs, why is every one Gettin' up in ma grill today!?"

by sabzwin June 8, 2015

man the grill

Usually said when you take charge of the grill

Hey it’s my turn to man the grill

by Fat dick Gomez June 4, 2018

George Foreman Grill

( noun & verb)
When you have a very old laptop, have it run a game or program that is far too advanced for what the laptop can run, and then let it run for about an hour. Once the laptop has inevitably heated up from the program to the point that it's hot to the touch, you take a solid shit onto the keyboard of the laptop, and then close the screen onto it as far as it'll go. You now have a George Foreman Grill. Bonus points if the keyboard keys cook a grid pattern onto the shit, like your favorite hamburger.

Noun:
Joey: "Hey Chandler, can I borrow your laptop for a minute?"
Chandler: "OK. First of all, No. Second of all, Jo, this is Friday night. I know your weekly routine. I know EXACTLY what you want to use my laptop for.

Joey: "Why would I want to make a George Foreman Grill with your laptop on a Friday night?"
Chandler: "What?"
Joey: "What?"

Verb:
Joey: "Ross, let me use your laptop."
Ross: "Uh, eh, I eh don't think that that would uh very good idea there Jo."
Joey: "Give me your laptop or I'll just take it. Then I'll take it into your bedroom, lock the door, and George Foreman it on your bed. THEN I'll show it to Rachel and tell her that you made it, and she'll believe me because I'm the alpha-male."
Ross: "Oh, uh, hmmm, uh, ok, you can have it."

by Lavadog84 October 10, 2018

Grilled Cheese And Orange Juice Day

A Holiday celebrated on January 23rd, in which people only eat Grilled cheese and orange juice for every meal that day due to lack of money from holidays or they just like Grilled Cheese and Orange juice.

Tom: Hey Want to go get steaks tomorrow?

James: Nah bro, my wallets empty So I'm celebrating Grilled Cheese And Orange Juice Day this year.

Tom: Ah, good luck!

by Mishotoh January 19, 2011

Grilled Cheese Lunch

This is when you go to a hotel with a coworker for sex during the work day. It is called this because, much like a grilled cheese sandwich it is fun, tasty, and kinda sticky, but ultimately unhealthy.

"I had a standing "grilled cheese lunch" with Tiffany in accounts every Friday, until she quit."

by t pot February 11, 2014

Grill friend

Well a grill friend can be summoned in a few easy steps

How to get a grill friend, step 1 get a grill, step 2 get your friends over, step 3 ***sacrifice the weakest one to the grill***, step 4 eat your friend's corpse and befriend the grill by grilling your friends

by The great satas June 1, 2021