google voice

a prank caller's best friend.

Google Voice User (Andrew): Is your refrigerator running?
Friend: Who is this? It can't be Andrew, because that's an Alaskan area code.....

by komodo07 July 29, 2009

Doctor Google

Someone who is not a medical professional and uses the Internet to self diagnose a disease, medical condition, or other illness often with extreme inaccuracy.

Doctor Google, in Exam room 4, said according to the internet he has a tumor in his head as big as a basketball.

by boomshockalockas November 24, 2011

goggles

They do nothing!

by dj gs68 July 29, 2003

weed goggles

noun: A condition caused by the munchies, making all food look delicious. Like beer goggles, but ends in diarrhea instead of gonorrhea

Like beer goggles, but with nasty food instead of ugly people

Guy 1. I can't believe I ate that month old potato salad. It sounded so good last night, but I woke up with the worse diarrhea.

Guy 2. Gotta watch out for those weed goggles. They'll get you everytime.

by Bill Murray Ate My Baby April 5, 2010

Google the shit out of it

When you aren't sure of an answer to a question, you Google the shit out of it to ascertain the answer

Joe: Was Vincent D'onofrio in Mystic Pizza or Full Metal Jacket first?
Toby: Mystic Pizza.
Joe: No way.......I think Full Metal Jacket came out first!
Toby: I am going to Google the shit out of it, and you'll owe me dinner at Oreganos when you're wrong.

by Sassygurrrrrrl December 6, 2009

google or type url

You type this when you are so bored that you type what is on the line of the Google Search.

I'm so bored, I know! I will search "google or type url". Amazing! Now I'll upload it to Urban Dictionary

by UR BOY, Pizza Boy! November 16, 2017

Stinky Goggles

Stinky Goggles is when You put your balls in someone's ass then on their eyes

Dude, that chick got the Stinky Goggles last night, her eyes have brown ball marks.

by Tbagmartin April 3, 2010