any hole is a goal

a definition used when you or a friend wants to hook up with a girl

you "hey mate that chick over there keeps checking you out ,"

friend " nah shes not even that attractive"
you " just remember any hole is a goal"

you to self "shes not even hot", "ohh well any hole is a goal"

by landerson4 November 21, 2016

global suicide

Destruction of all living things in order to end suffering. See negative utilitarianism.

People will realise life is futile and eventually global suicide will be agreed upon.

by Humankind May 26, 2005

goal

It is a statement written down in order to achieve a state of being at a given point in time. Unfortunately, only 3% of Americans have written goals. Those that have them are typically the most successful people.

Michael Phelps achieved his goal of 8 gold medals in the 2008 Summer Olympics.

by guitarist238 December 24, 2008

gobble my knob

the act of sucking penis

oral gratification

hey there, sexy girl. why don't you slide yo fine ass over here and gobble my knob?

by cereal killa February 11, 2006

Pabst Goal

A greasy (bad shot, undeserved) goal in any type of hockey video game. In comparison to offering someone a Pabst Blue Ribbon beer. Which someone wouldn't expect to receive something that crappy, but does.

Sam: You took that slapshot from behind the blue line.

Brandon: It was a clean shot.

Sam: What a fucking pabst goal.

by theshizz55 January 14, 2013

Klar goal

a goal scored in pro evolution soccer when a player is used to dribble past all the players then pass it to the open man, it is very boring.

And Zidane dribbles down the wing past Ferdianda and Cole but no he isnt shooting, he is squaring it to Henry for Klar goal

by Euan napier June 19, 2006

gabalicious

the act of being so dayyyyyummm irresistable that invader zim wants good cookies from this beast

gabalicious brings all the boys to the yard

by LaBoneeshuh October 29, 2006