Counter Strike: Global Offensive

A game for people with no sanity, a lot of time, and no life.

Guy 1: Hey man, want to play some Counter Strike: Global Offensive
Guy 2: Why the fuck did you say it like that?

by NinjaNugget April 9, 2022

global weirding

The term that's used to describe the fact that global warming is not happening anymore, but weird weather is happening instead. If there's 10 feet of snow on the ground it's hard to blame global warming so elite environmental snobs of the world, like Thomas Friedman of the New York Times, just say it's weird but trust us, the earth still has a fever.

Sure the US has had 12 major snowstorms this year, and England is having it's coldest winter in 1000 years, but it's because of global weirding.

by worldkingproductions March 3, 2011

globalskies

A crappy airline with terrible management and donated assets in the ro-aviation community.

"Globalskies is a crappy airline."

by Unknown5422 May 4, 2021

Globalgirl

A very uncool person that travels the world.

"I'm so lame, I might aswel be a Globalgirl."G

by Jess Sam and Billie April 1, 2007

Global Porning

The mass takeover of the world by porn, resulting in nobody leaving their computers or tvs due to being completely infatuated with porn.

I'm wacking off, my parents are in the other room masturbating, my grandparents are fapping in their tombs. We're experiencing global porning.

by Nordiqbeubs October 1, 2010

Global IT girl

Minatozaki Sana. Minatozaki Sana is the most gorgeous, beautiful, amazing, funny girl. She’s all in one. An ace perhaps. (SANA WORLD DOMINATION) Sana out visualizes everyone else

Person 1: Woah did you hear sana singing in twice’s new song?

Person 2: Sana? As in Minatozaki Sana? The global IT girl!! She’s so pretty, I wish I could kiss her.
Person 1: Right?!

by WorldwideJk September 29, 2021

Global warming

It sounds good, and for that reason some people are going to try and make a lot of money off it.

As long as the insurance companies could come up with some convincing statistics and scientific sounding results to back their global warming claim, they had an excuse to make a lot more money by raising insurance rates. They would live even more like kings/queens than they already did off the extra money.

by Solid Mantis November 12, 2020