banana glob

A banana filled with cum.

"Yesterday, I saw my wife using a banana glob!"

by Sloppy_toppy_banana September 16, 2023

There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life

The act of roasting physics teachers and messaging the whole sixth form about why attending a banter fest during a global pandemic is an inadvisable thing to do.

Physics teacher: Hey guys I organised a banter fest for you next Monday. It'll be really fun!
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*

by discordmyiscord August 13, 2020

Blizzy Code Global

Blizzy Code Global Crisis Information

The place to get an update on the Covid-19 Pandemic

Click through the menu for life concerning updates

Under construction will be fully functional by next friday any suggestions before we go live. Let us know this week after that the site will be finalized up and running for the world to benefit from life saving information

Blizzy Code Global is a new touchless rapid message delivery system when the world was in a shelter in place condition and touchless communication methods became paramount. This creates a 2 way communication loop between you and consumers of your product or service

by anonymous October 10, 2020

No Glizzy Globber

When something isn't cap

Jun: Bro. you suck at this game.
Nathan: No Glizzy Globber I am bad

by Junathan November 11, 2021

Globe-trotting

The act of setting a certain extended time period that your penis is exclusively meant for getting head, usually done in a competition of sorts

I was globe-trotting last night against Chris and I owned him.

by telluriding29 March 13, 2010

globe-head

A term, often used pejoratively by flat-earthers, to describe a worldly, liberal-minded person who believes in basic scientific facts, especially the fact that our planet has a spherical shape, which was established by Ancient Greek astronomers more than 2,000 years ago.

"Bill Nye is such a globe-head!"

"So I woke up to my wife of 13 years telling me she can't respect me anymore for my flat-earth views. I wasn't sharing flat-earth views on my Facebook wall or sharing my ideas with any of our globe-headed friends, so I thought I was OK. But, no, she entered my Facebook and seen sic me commenting and sharing in this group. I guess it's not OK to have any independent thoughts, and I can no longer follow the subject for fear of losing my family."

by Alma Gest July 30, 2017

global cooling

aka global dimming, air pollution causes blockage of sunlight to hit the earth's surface and therefore causes global cooling. But global warming's effect is so overly strong that it surpasses that of global dimming.

Global cooling is nullified by the effects of global warming.

by jefar June 19, 2007