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D'Glester Hardunkichud

Person 1: Who the best
Person 2: Obviously D'Glest
Person 1: D'Glester Hardunkichud?
Person 2: D'Glester Hardunkichud
by Butt Sauce May 10, 2024
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glastocopic

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Any person or persons who askes a question in which they already know the answer too.
If you are having a party and there is people dancing and being loud and your neighbor askes "Are you having a party?"

That person is being glastocopic...
by Bill Bynum January 28, 2004
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gleasters

A streak of shit left in the back of the underpants. Usually caused by an overfilled colon during some type of physical activity.
After returning home from a long bike ride, Mary noticed gleasters in her panties as she was preparing to shower.

It seemed that every pair of underpants in the hamper had gleasters, making the job of laundry quite distasteful.

Noting that John had gleasters in the back of his underwear, Sally chose not to perform analingus on him during foreplay.

My god, you seem eat like every meal is like your last meal. I'll bet every pair of your underpants has gleasters.
by jrquixote December 10, 2006
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glefted

To become apathetic or disenfranchised to the point of paralysis. Syn: dissociated, nonplussed, shellshocked, debrained.
We could go on as though nothing were wrong,
Eyes dark, relentless, frightened of the sun.
We would have a fine time living in line,
Glefted by destruction, waiting for our sign.

--Joy Division
by Tommmmmy August 7, 2007
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Gleetirement

When a person becomes fed up with the television series Glee and makes the decision to stop watching the program regularly.
Mary: "Did you see the Britney Spears episode of Glee last night? It was just a bunch of shot-for-shot remakes of her videos."
Ernest: "Yeah. I think I'm going to go into Gleetirement."
by pointofinfo October 1, 2010
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Glastomare

When Glastonbury Festival organisation goes terribly wrong, largely used in reference to lack of tickets.

A compound of Glastonbury and nightmare.
We've had a disaster on the ticket front its a real glastomare.

GLASTOMARE!
by dleifdloanna October 30, 2011
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Glasterfucked

Being in a clusterfuck and drunk, but better.
A situation that is totally fucked up, and you are drunk.
This hospital is a total glasterfuck after the bar.

We were totally glasterfucked, when we found bob fighting on sleds.
by bearfrost8311 December 26, 2011
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