gleasters

A streak of shit left in the back of the underpants. Usually caused by an overfilled colon during some type of physical activity.

After returning home from a long bike ride, Mary noticed gleasters in her panties as she was preparing to shower.

It seemed that every pair of underpants in the hamper had gleasters, making the job of laundry quite distasteful.

Noting that John had gleasters in the back of his underwear, Sally chose not to perform analingus on him during foreplay.

My god, you seem eat like every meal is like your last meal. I'll bet every pair of your underpants has gleasters.

gleasters by jrquixote December 10, 2006

Gleasted 

Getting your shit deleted by the Mickey Mouse crew working the internets at ESPN. Can either refer to losing either your user name or a post you have made. It is derived by getting Glennoned, which is the result of having a completely terrible QB ruining your season with continual screwups during a time you should be kicking ass.

Looks like someone got Gleasted, make a wish!

Gleasted by Gleasted4Life October 28, 2011

greasers' palace 

A hangout for white trash to gather and party.

Billies ' tavern is a regular Greasers' Palace with all them ex-cons drinking in there.

greasers' palace by I, Wreckerrr October 10, 2016

glump glastars 

A word made up by Jon from Game Grumps in an episode where they played 'Mary-Kate and Ashley: Sweet 16 - Licensed to Drive'.

Samantha - Listen, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, if you say the words 'glump glastars' we are all going to die.
Ashley - what, glump glastars what?!

BOOM

glump glastars by tankard December 18, 2013

gofasters 

This is what Marines call running shoes

I went to the store and bought some new Asics gofasters, cause I need to run over to the next town and bang this MILF tonight.

gofasters by C_Dog23 April 27, 2006

Hurricane Glester 

Lurking around the corner every weekend, a Hurricane Glester is a category 5 storm, which can lead to catastrophic events.

Simply it is when a man consumes too many alcoholic beverages and becomes a hurricane of emotion, destroying anything in his path. Also known to make bad decisions including drunk dialing ex-girlfriends and starting fights with even the most innocent of his friends.

"Man we got Hurricane Glester’d last night. He had 9 too many Date Rapes and ended up losing his wallet, including a drug dealer worthy bank roll. He called his ex-girlfriend 15 times, and urinated in his own apartment. It was later found that he had destroyed his cell phone AGAIN, and had conceived a Glooper, leaving a clear path of the hurricane's destruction behind him."

*By locking your doors you can’t stop a Hurricane Glester, but only hope to contain it.

Hurricane Glester by DaPacman March 2, 2009

Greaster

A term used to distinguish Greek Easter from the Catholic Easter.

This year Greaster is the week after the Catholic Easter.

Greaster by Ares443 April 23, 2006