Fixtures man

to totaly interlectual higher in the feild of english football.
to be argumentative and become enraged if not said to be correct.

"that kid is a fixtures man" or "he is never going to be a fixtures man"

by Crazy brazen February 10, 2004

future bert

A growing or predicted bert; a menace to one's sanity that can be seen on the proverbial horizon. See also ass hat

Did you hear him whining already? That one's a future bert for sure.

by da_plunger October 24, 2007

Future-Style

The act of essentially doing anything, as it will most likely be done in the future, hence future-style. While some say it's hard to predict the future, Future-Style could be unique to anyone with different opinions.

That girlfriend of yours gave me a sidey the other day, future-style.

by Shane and JB July 29, 2009

futureshock

A genre of science fiction characterized by rapid societal and technological change and the subsequent inability of people to cope with the pace of change. Originates from Alvin Toffer's 1970 book, "Future Shock".

Joe: Have you finished Accelerando by Charles Stross yet?

Jill: No, that futureshock stuff dates way too fast. And his prose is terrible.

by spiegalr July 8, 2010

future regret

The feeling that overcomes you when you know
the action you are about to undertake will have
severe repercussions at a later date.

Hoping to postpone the consequences of a
stupid act to a later date when you have had time
to reflect on it.

I know my wife will blow a gasket, and there will be
a high price to pay in future regret, but I'm going
to buy that Jeep!

by jsd9632 December 30, 2011

Future Echoes

Where you see something/someone in the present that looks like how something/someone will turn out in the future.

Person 1: Hey I saw this crazy cat lady on my way back home the other day, totally gave me future echoes of you!

Person 2: Just because I think cats are really cool and sweet and awesome and I want to live with them forever...

by Big Lad Ad November 29, 2012

Future Intuition

The use of the inner sixth sense in order to determine the future accurately regardless of its unlikeliness.

Dude how did you know that your flush was going to hit?
I read Victor's book on future intuition.

by GrandHustler March 6, 2014