funky spunk

When your man needs to eat more red meat or wheat grass.

His sppoge tated like ass.

by Giz god April 07, 2004

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Funky Monkey

When you take a guy you turn him upside down and lick his whole body.

One day we were feeling horny and i gave him the Funky Monkey.

by UrBaN MoNkEy March 06, 2008

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Funky Munky

Someone so desperate to have sex, they play disco music while looking at Grandma's apple pie porno.

Damnit John, you're such a fuckin' Funky Munky. You sick bastard.

by anonymous January 07, 2004

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Funky Bullwinkle

A sexual act. While having sex in doggie style position, the man pulls his penis from the females vagina and quickly sticks his penis in the females ass, to her surprise the woman clearly in a state of shock turns around and looks at the man like he's crazy, then the man sticks his thumbs in his ears and moves his hands to give the appearance of Moose Antlers while sticking his tongue out at her and making a silly noise. This face is derived from the character on the cartoon "Rocky and Bullwinkle" but the brilliance of it all is turning a childrens cartoon into a lude yet hilarious sexual act.
This also leads to ass virgins being curious about trying anal, which is just fantastic.

My girlfriend was in the laundry room bending over picking up dirty clothes while she had some hot short shorts on with no panties, so I snuck up behind her and poked my finger in her ass, she shreaked and looked at me like WTF! So obviously I had to give her the Funky Bullwinkle so she wouldn't be pissed. Later on, she asked if I wanted to try anal to which I replied, "Yes...........Yes I do, i'll go buy some Astro Glide!!!!"

by DJ Mudd Butt August 10, 2011

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