:a what a fucke?!

Used commonly as a remark of surprise to a nonsensical statement by youtuber Jacksfilms in his popular "Your Grammar Sucks" series, it has leaked out of the internets and into the real world. It was originally a failed attempt at typing "What the fuck" by youtuber alpen000, and when appearing in Jack's YGS series (episode 21), Jack reads the comment as it is supposedly pronounced, saying it with a heavy foreign accent of his own creation. Jack's way, the only correct way, of pronouncing ":a what a fucke?!" is as follows: "A-whah-da-foook?", making sure to rise in pitch as the expression progresses. Note that the phrase has four syllables, but occasionally, Jack will repeat the da and make the phrase have 5 syllables. It is applicable in real life to any situation where one may say "what the fuck" or in any other bizarre situation.

Toby Turner: Jack! Your girlfriend says she's tired of being made fun of, and is breaking up with you!
Jack Douglas: :a what a fucke?!

by Right_in_the_lovehole September 9, 2012

fuckbeans

an exclamation; especially one of disgust, frustration, or defeat.

Teacher: You get to be the tree in our next play!
You: Fuckbeans!

by Daenon and Oron December 26, 2002

getting fucked up

To get twisted, puzzled, blazed. To drink, to smoke, to pop pills and just get shit goin.

Tonight, we're getting fucked up.

by Martdogg February 10, 2008

IB fucked

To be utterly screwed by the IB program.

"IB fucked with this TOK assignment"

"IB fucked by the end of this term"

by shar b April 10, 2012

fickle finger of fate

n.
1. An unseen and unforseeable force that controls the direction of all living things

2. The fickle nature of the universe and how it seems to bestow bad luck on some people more than others

3. A series of very unlucky or unfortunate events

Did you hear about what happened with Joe? He lost his job last week, wrecked his car, and got mugged last night. Poor guy must have been touched by the fickle finger of fate.

Screw the fickle finger of fate! I WILL get this promotion or else!

by nyx ophelia February 4, 2010

Fucklessandra

Name for a bitch, cunt, fat chick, whore, skank, or any other derogitory female slang. Specifically for girls who act like they can get all the men they want but really can't.

Origin :

A girl with a shitty name like Alessandra
acts like she's the shit
but it really Fuck-less.
Hence, Fucklessandra.

You : Look at that bitchy whore over there!

Friend : Can you say Fucklessandra?

Fucklessandra : Oops, I forgot my panties! Everyone don't look! Well, ok, look.

by Hunniton May 15, 2009

Fuckedous

Another word for "Fucking dangerous", but making it more funnier

It's too fuckedous to go alone! Take this!

by Fuckedous March 6, 2015