Squeeze Fountain

A penis; usually one that's about to "erupt".

"She grabbed my Squeeze Fountain," and it shot everywhere.

by tylercee March 11, 2011

double chocolate fountain

When you're hitting your girl from behind in the behind after a day of munching on bratwurst and cans of bushes baked beans. When suddenly she erupts shart all around the circumference of your cock, a wide spray much to your dismay. The pressure of this eruption has forced the cabbage scented diarrhea down your own ureth. Naturally, the only thing left to do is pull your wang-dang out, and stroke out the rest of the rancid fecal juice onto her back, and not neglecting to get some spritzes in her hair for karma's sake. Thus erecting the double chocolate fountain.

After we left the BBQ, Jenny and I had a double chocolate fountain for dessert.

by TGuano December 21, 2017

new found glory

a good band

nfg rocks

by nina February 6, 2004

found

Past-tense... meaning you have discovered something new or lost. Such as a secret.

That bitch was hot till she took of her pants and I found her cock.

Mom found my playboys.

I was dating this girl for like 2 weeks, we didn't last long after I found out it was my girlfriend's brother dressed as a french whore.

by syst0lic July 13, 2003

reel around the fountain

An early eighties term referring to male oral sex, popularised in the smiths song of the same title.

Reel around the fountain, shove me on the patio, I'll take it slowly. A-whoa-a-whoa-a-whoa-a-whoa-ho.

by Dzoldzaya December 24, 2006

water fountain

Something found at parks that you can drink out of.

They want to know where the water fountain is.

by David February 16, 2004

Democracy's Foundation

Another way to refer to Liberalism.
Classical Liberalism laid the foundation for Democracy and Modern Liberalism help improve it.

Very few people know of Democracy's Foundation.

by Bob_the_Patriot January 20, 2008