forked dick

When a dick is like a snake tongue and forks at the base so you technically have two penises and can get two girls down on you at the same time

Me: Did you know John has a forked dick?

Gabby: Omg we can go down on him together!

by Claritan_d June 9, 2018

Forgot

Forgetting or Forget something in the past tense

Sorry i forgot to get your consent before fucking you

by Someone that exists, maybe? February 22, 2021

forgotten_l0ser

@forgotten_l0ser is a Roblox tiktoker. She has over 10k followers and over 70k likes.

Girl one: Who's your favorite tiktoker?
Girl two: forgotten_l0ser

by forgotten_l0ser December 25, 2021

Pork Fork

When a young chap and his friend decide to insert their genitals into a woman's anus and vagina at the same time.

"Hey, where was you sister last night?"
"I'm not sure man, probably getting pork forked like a whore."

by super scrotum March 14, 2010

I forgor

New way of saying "Richard Nixon"

E: whats your Favourite president
F:i forgor

by When the my December 16, 2021

gag me with a fork

Exclamation that describes displeasure on the part of the speaker due to something being distasteful or otherwise sickening or displeasurable. Used commonly among teenage girls, and is the true option when one chooses what to be gagged with. None of the spoon nonsense. The original saying is "gag me with a fork".

"Omg, why do they have to start undressing each other before they even get to the bedroom? "
"Yeah, I know, gag me with a fork!"

by fork18 June 2, 2012

speaking in forked tongues

To lie from the pulpit or otherwise use religion to try to get someone to trust you when you're just bu**s**tting them.

I see all of these televangelists ranting and roaring about Hellfire and damnation, but in many cases I suspect that they are merely speaking in forked tongues because they are just trying to get their viewers to donate money.

by QuacksO August 7, 2019