non-habit-forming

A much-overused term that promises that a certain product or procedure will never result in the participant's feeling the overwhelming need to become a nun. This assurance is actually a bunch of BS, of course, since everyone is different --- so there is actually no way whatsoever of knowing for sure what effect something will have on a particular individual.

Beware of miracle-cure ads with money-back guarantees and assurances that the product/service is "non-habit-forming"... read the fine print... in the section where it specifies what types of mailing-addresses they'll accept, see if it says, "We do not ship to P.O. boxes or convents", indicating that they will refuse to mail you a refund if you have moved in with the Sisters of Mercy. :P

by QuacksO September 27, 2017

Forskin Nibbler

That fat dude in the back of your car. You know the type that's always farting... that guy. He is a forskin nibbler for the simple fact that he enjoys that stretchy ass skin located at the tip of his dick

Driver: "Yo, Evan, stop being a fuckin forskin nibbler and get your cock out of your ass!"

Evan: "Man fuck you dont judge me =("

by JewBabyEater September 30, 2008

Fork in the garbage disposal

A sex position where the guy sticks his "fork" in the ladies "garbage disposal" and gyrates whilst making the most confusing and profound noises available.

Man A "Man, Mary and me totally tried sticking my fork in the garbage disposal"
Man B "Oh yeah? howd that go?"
Man A "Oh i took her trash OUT my friend"
Man B"Disturbing. Very disturbing"

by Don KiPunch February 2, 2010

foukinell

The French way of saying "fucking hell"

French Dude 1: You just dropped your pen, mon chère.
French Dude 2: Foukinell!

by dundundunn June 24, 2007

Stick a fork in me, I came

In the top 10 most awkward things to say after sex. Along with "just like momma used to do it" and "so what contraception did you use?"

Girl: How was that for you?
Boy: Stick a fork in me, I came
Girl: I feel, so, violated.

by AnalIsForKids December 22, 2012

forking

The art of stabbing your food to death so you don't have to eat it.

"She spent an hour forking her food to death."

by Kat Rodenberger August 9, 2003

forskinuless

of, relating to, or characteristic of the stereotypical behavior of a man or men who have no forskin, particularly the stereotypical behavior of a white male

Bob's attitude about being the head of the family is so forskinuless.

by Adrian Dane July 10, 2005