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Flard

FLARD is a portmanteau of FLAcid and haRD.
Flards are produced and patented by Rimmington-Svift.
A Flard is the core ingredient for Flardinium-batteries, that caused the Mrs.Snugglehugs-Lockdown of 1985.
A Flard is the core ingredient for Snuggletraps, that ended the Mrs.Snugglehugs-Lockdown of 1985.
Flards can be fired into walls with the Flardmaster2000 to be used as wireless power-sockets.
did you see the Flardmaster 2000 commercial in the National Nighly News?
by olljoh February 22, 2022
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Flare/jefferson

A type of person who befriends,first he makes sure you’ll fall inlove with him,totally will say “i love you” to you and when you are comfortable being yourself around him he’ll call you annoying after a few days he’ll break your heart by saying he has a girlfriend 2hours ago.
Flare/jefferson is an hearthbreaker
by I have alot of friends. March 7, 2022
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Flareon

Definitely one the top 8 Eeveelutions to ever exist
Person 1: what did you evolve your Eevee into?
Person 2: Flareon!
Person 1: Great choice!
by anonymous April 7, 2023
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flair hair

Any person of a liberal bent who dyes their hair any unnatural fluorescent color, especially pink, purple or green and who exhibits hostile outbursts and general hatefulness toward anyone with a differing opinion, exhibits bouts of uncontrollable screaming and instability. Although rarely life-threatening, RUN!
Today, I saw a flair hair freak the fuck out at a dude for not wearing a mask.
by Mo Sol October 5, 2023
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Nostril Flareage

When one's nostrils enlarge due to excitement of a sexual nature.
Erica was so excited when she was telling her friends about her boyfriends oral talents, she had serious "nostril flareage" It was very sexy!
by Biffs Pleasure Palace November 24, 2010
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Road Flare

Throwing a lit cigarette out of a moving vehicle onto the road.
My truck doesn't have an ashtray, make a road flare.
by Toaster in the Dark July 22, 2011
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something made up. a word that most people can't pronounce.
fleeben flarben nooshkin dooshkin flaaarrrben!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Fleeben Flarben April 29, 2019
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