Sentinel Flattace

A fart the proceeds a larger fart. the reason for this is for safety of the individual farting, to ensure that there is not something more behind it. If the individual is not sure about if he or she has to crap or not, the sentinel fart is utilized to determine this. If the fart is disbanded in safety, it is ok to proceed with the larger, more robust flattace.

P1: Why does Brad keep crapping his pants like a 2nd grader? He is a grown man.

P2: He should probably be taught the magic of sentinel flattace.

by jaydizzle21 August 20, 2012

Fattass.tk

My last hope. If anything goes wrong, I've still got Fattass to keep me sane.

I didn't do well in college. In fact, I have no idea what to do with my life now. But at least I have Fattass, and they can never take that away from me.

by 'JJ' August 21, 2004

flattie

the worst type of fat chick. (fat AND no boobs)

"Check out that flattie, shes just your size Brady."

by CORE LansingMi October 20, 2008

All Fattered Up

Having sex with fat chicks.

Devin got all fattered up and lost his virginity to a fat chick at UNI.

by Awalk October 13, 2005

packing fatties

When one puts a huge sized pinch of dip into their bottle lip, causing ones lip to look fat and packed.

"Hey Johnson what's that in your lip, you get punched or something"
"Nah man I'm just packing a FATTIE"
"🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸"
"Packing Fatties"

by Grizzlywinter March 25, 2016

flatten

to crush an object down from a greater size to a smaller one.

to make roadkill of a person while playing an FPS such as halo or battlefield.

the cardboard box was flattened when the little kid fell on it.

the idiot was flattened when he failed to get out of the way...

by Plasmamortar April 6, 2011

FATT

A joke or story that was thought once told to be hilarious but was really only "Funny At The Time".

That sad story was FATT "funny at the time".

by George Myers January 1, 2007