Flamingo

A reference to any majestic female individual who has potentially friend zoned or let down a long lover and created agony within their lives. The boys affected by this individual woman often scream out "No more flamingos!" in relief of removing this uncanny person from their lives.

Mitchell: Fuck that flamingo man, she ruined my life
Chad: NO MORE FLAMINGOS!!!

by Kuchinator May 11, 2014

Flamingo turd

Chewed up and spit out bubble gum on the pavement.

I stepped in a flamingo turd while walking back to my car.

by RickyDash September 24, 2009

flaming faggot

A bundle of sticks that has been lit on fire.

Bob's heater was broken during the blizzard, so he needed a flaming faggot to keep him warm.

by J-Kwanza March 2, 2014

Flaming Gumbotron

When you are railing a chick wearing a gumby costume (or if you already look like him that's fine) and just before climax, light her hair on fire and start screaming "I am Gumbotron."

Gumby is a master at giving pokey flaming gumbotrons.

by gumbyyy October 21, 2009

Leather Flaying

Sitting on leather seats with bare skin on a hot day is asking for trouble. When you attempt to rise from the seat, you have to rip your skin from the surface that it has practically merged with, thus giving yourself a painful Leather Flaying experience. If you're lucky, you won't have made full body contact. Having sex on a leather sofa is a big mistake. 50% of the gasps and moans will be of pain as you tear your body away, leaving 6 layers of skin behind.

"Your back looks all sunburnt, Jim"
"It's not, I was shagging Vicky on the sofa and got a serious leather flaying"

by MagickDio March 7, 2010

falking

stalking people via facebook

Alae is a falker and has been falking that guy Nick all year.

by Sean Armistead October 21, 2007

Flaming Dagger

Putting petroleum jelly of your dick and lighting it on fire. Extinguishing flame with a girls vagina or mouth. Giving warm lubrication, perfect for sex on a cold night or in the arctic circle.

They were freezing at the Everest base camp so he took out some petroleum jelly, rubbed it on his dick, lit it on fire, and fucked her with it, giving her his Flaming Dagger. Leaving them both warm and satisfied.

by norse knight July 4, 2010