Alaskan Firedragon

When you forget the lube but you guys do anal anyway and your dick becomes red hot due to the friction.

"I left the lube but we still did anal my dick became an Alaskan Firedragon"

by Alaskan Fucker October 11, 2021

quietly fired

when a worker is nudged out by a manager who can’t fire you but is making your job increasingly unpleasant and unrewarding, or slowly cutting your hours more and more

“Hey man, the boss cut me down to 2 shifts this month. He just cut me back to 3 shifts last month, and is constantly riding me while i’m at work. I’m getting quietly fired!”

by Warsaw Knuckles September 27, 2022

never fired, dropped once

A derogatory term used for French military equipment. References the joking tendency to drop their weapons and surrender the moment anything happens- never fired (didn't get a chance to) and dropped once (they dropped the weapon when they surrendered).

Person 1, walking up to a gun store counter: "Let me see that rifle."
Person 2, behind the counter: "This here is a genuine French military rifle. Never fired, dropped once."

by ATELOS May 20, 2023

soft fired

When your still employed with a company, but instead of firing you they never schedule you no matter how much you beg/bother them about getting any hours and that you want to work whenever they could use you.

My employer is too big of a vagina to straight up fire me, so they soft fired me instead.

by Little Johnny July 16, 2023

Shots fired

Oh shit! Destiny is talking shit about the Majority report people!

Hym "Shots fired! Destiny shouldn't be talking shit about anybody though. He looks like he decided to dress up like lil dickie for Halloween and just never stopped. He looks like he stole his goatee from the set of breaking bad. He's one round of chemo away from being the danger. Where is your ex Destiny? Her little ass is TOO fine! Where is she?

by Hym Iam April 20, 2024

Also fired

It isn't a family business.

Hym Iam "He's also fired. You will deal with me and no one but me has the capacity to do anything."

by Hym Iam March 7, 2026

Hell-fired

When an Object of Food Is Fired in the Flames of Hell

"What Method did you use to cook this? Was it Wood-fired?"
"No, Its My Special Hell-Fired Pizza."

by TechyCheck September 30, 2025