Swedish Fish

Soft and chewy candy with flavor that lasts from head to tail.

I would like some Swedish Fish right now, but not as much as I'm fiending some Erin.

by FuzzyMonkey September 24, 2003

Who sliced the fish?

This is the companion piece to "Who cut the cheese?" ."Who sliced the fish" is used when someone detects a queef.

We were sitting at the dinner table about to enjoy a nice pot roast when the foul stench of expired tuna wafted about the tablet.I glared at my sister and asked,"Who sliced the fish?"

by wolfbait51 May 28, 2011

reel big fish

Best. Ska Band. Ev-er

by Anonymous August 13, 2003

retarded fish frog

A statement made by Mrs. Garrison in the South Park two parter episodes where Cartman freezes himself.

"Do you mind telling me why my daughter thinks she's a retarded fish frog!?"

by unhunkyguy February 4, 2009

I have a gold fish

A phrase you use when people tell you things that you don't give two inches of a crap about.

Dave: Hey, hows it going?
Girl at Bar: Ummm, I have a Boyfriend so....
Dave: Really? I have a gold fish.
Girl: Ok???
Dave: Ya, I thought we were talking about things that don't matter.

by Michael Busey July 3, 2011

fish mittens

16th to 17th century slang for female genitalia.

So John, how did last night go? Did you get a try on her fish mittens?

by Jim Singh November 10, 2005

fish in the bowl

Action of displaying your cock in an empty wine glass. Usually done at parties or formal events to loosen up the guests and initiate an orgy.

Yesterday at the party, Alex did the fish in the bowl with Stephanie's glass. He was so pissed.

by Dom900 April 5, 2011