F.B.

A female boner. A hypothetical state of horniness in women. Also can be F.E. (Female Erection)

"Dude, if I were a guy I totally would ahve had a boner" "Ahh! you had an FB!!"

by The Jorny Geenis and HB 2 October 14, 2004

F.B.I

Federal Bureau of Intoxication

This dude works for the FBI, He hooked me up with some Balck and Tans

by ROB Z April 18, 2003

B.F.B.

acronym for butt fucking buddy; can be used as a noun or verb

She's my sexy B.F.B.

I'm gonna B.F.B. you so hard!!

by icantthinkofapseudonym1 May 29, 2009

f b's

f-fuck
b-bitch
s-plural

f b's - fuck bitches.

used when refering to a stupid bitch.

me: dude, my girlfriend just broke up with me.
jeff: whatever dude f b's.

by trent g-low May 17, 2007

B.F.B.

Big Fucking Baby

Whiny patients in a hospital who bitch about EVRY LITTLE AILMENT no matter how trivial and drive employees of said hospital INSANE.

"My toe hurts, I have a hangnail, my skin's so dry, I need another snack, I have to pee again..."

"Oh my god, what a B.F.B."

by Ron December 19, 2003

C.M.F.B.

An ex-girlfriend: Crazy Mother Fucking Bitch

Bro to Bro: "My ex is a C.M.F.B.!"

by urbancb59 June 21, 2010

S.F.B

Sour Faced Bitch. You have probably felt the affect of this person. She's the one at work watching your every move with a face that looks like its been slapped by a rotten lemon. No matter what you do or say, the S.F.B is miraculously well-informed by people at work who rat you out.

Quick man, minimize the porn site - the S.F.B is coming!

I can't talk now, I'm getting the S.F.B treatment.

Sorry, it wasn't me that farted.

by bennyfrou September 25, 2009