Fartled

When your unexpected fart startles you.

After I ate curried sauseges the night before I was fartled every hour.

by Diclan July 19, 2017

Farkle

Farting glitter out of your ass.

She farted glitter out out of her ass and it sparkled hence farkle.

by OlneySquirrel December 25, 2017

farkle

Fart+Sparkle=Farkle.

A fart that consists of sparkles, rainbows and smells of confetti cake. Unicorns are crowned for farkling. In rare magical cases some humans farkle.

Unicorns have the best farkles.

I farkle not fart.

Did you see that unicorn it farkled on the wizard?

by WisdomOracle January 7, 2018

Fartled

When you are startled by the sound of a loud fart.

Wow hun, you really fartled me and what the hell did you eat?

by TheraPetAndy March 30, 2018

farley

a mean old man, that is perverted an rude. he has a very fucked up grading algorithm and no one likes him. retire please from towanda area school district.

person 1; damn it farley gave me a 50 on the test, but I had all the right answers?!
person 2; oh yeah, thats farley

by fuckthisbullshit009 June 15, 2018

Farklefink

A person who is of the gay sexuality who is also a snitch

"Do you see Jim over there, he's such a Farklefink"

by Swiftkusura August 1, 2018

Farleyitis

When you are just piss poor at hunting and continually miss deer with a bow. Often times a small penis is involved and banging of banana pudding during parties is required.

Son of a bitch I got farleyitis . This is the fifth damn time I’ve missed this buck this year.

by Ncdh October 15, 2018