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Chris Farley

(noun) An exceptionally girthy penis with a small head resembling the physical appearance of the late comic actor Chris Farley. When sheathed in a condom, said penis is colloquially known as a fat guy in a little coat, in reference to a scene from the Farley film "Tommy Boy"
Can also be used as a verb, often in past participle form, meaning to copulate with a girthy, small- headed penis
Jean Claude was proud of his new piercing until he whipped out his Chris Farley and Tina ran for the hills.

I'm never taking that freak Barbara to the Cheesecake Factory again; we'd barely touched our appetizers by the time she'd downed 6 daiquiris and was getting Chris Farleyed by our waiter in the bathroom.
by Pimple Grandin June 2, 2017
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farley dollar

(adj.) Inordinately thrifty; remarkably tolerant to squalid environments
He was so farley dollar that he ate all of his meals out of a single stained, unwashed tupperware trough.
by Mik C September 4, 2003
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A small male whose name contains the word "farb" and often has sex with women that have the letters "saba" at the beginning of their name.
John: "Goldfarb, did you go down on that "saba" last night?"
Farblet: "Hells ya! you know I did dat ho!!"
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An insult, such as "move out of my way fartleck"
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farbrengen

Something Modern Orthodox institutions, and the Jews that attend them, really enjoy. Usually involves sushi.
"Omg Meir, are you coming to the farbrengen on Wednesday night? I heard there was gonna be sushi."
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Fabble

A rounded work used in many definitions, like the word fuck, or mate.
"That was fucking excellent"
"That was fucking shit mate"
"Woah, this drink is so FABBLE!"
"Did you see the way she shook that ass so FABBLY"
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farkle

1. used in place of fuck
2. hatred or annoyance
Oh, farkle! damn this sucks
by Dave January 24, 2005
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