fappendicitis

When an excess of fapping leads to sharp pains in your lower stomach, as a result of strain and stress.

Dude, Joe's been beating his meat so hard he's been diagnosed with fappendicitis.

by Don Fillingsworth November 13, 2021

fappetizer

A not very sexual,nsfw video that you watch before actual porn to get yourself turned on

Just gonna go on youtube to find a fappetizer,this kissing prank video should work!

by furbyballs December 30, 2021

fappetizer

The porn you skim when you're in the mood to fap, but have not yet decided on a particular kink or topic to exploit. The first course in your fap repetoir.

" I had me a nice fappetizer with big titted girls before settling on some BBW porn. " or '" I chose some bondage as a fappetizer but settled on stroking one out to Sasha Grey instead."

by mystical007_488 September 6, 2022

Flapple

Where you fart as a woman and it's directed to the pussy hole and makes the flaps flap creating a flappy combustion noise

My roommate asked " what was that?" I replied a flapple of all things!

by anonymous July 26, 2023

fipples

Fat nipples. Mainly for a man. That are pronounced thru an average t-shirt. Hence why they get noticed.

Look at Chris and his fipples! Turkey's done!

by Moonwtrash September 7, 2023

Frappled

Describes the genuine confusion expressed when someone does something that makes no sense to at least 3 people.

*In a group of 5 friends*
Friend 1: Y'all be grippin' da yoyo like tay
Friends 2 - 5: You just frappled us bro

by etheybog September 27, 2023

foppleyoot

A translation for the word "fuck" used in certain parts of Baltimore, MD. Can also mean "fuck you"

Quandale - "Damn my barber fucked my line up"

Jaquavion'tavious - "What the foppleyoot is on your head man"

Quandale - "Foppleyoot"

by melonnnnn92 December 21, 2023