snapple fact

n.
-a fact found under a cap of a snapple bottle

see snapple cap

real snapple facts

#1 A Goldfish's attention span is three seconds.

#2 Animals that lay eggs don't have belly buttons.

#3 Beavers can hold their breath for 45 minutes under water.

#4 Slugs have four noses.

#5 Camels have three eyelids.

#6 A honey bee can fly at 15mph.

#7 A queen bee can lay 800-1,500 eggs per day.

#8 A bee has five eyes.

#9 The average speed of a housefly is 4.5 mph.

#10 Mosquitoes are attracted to people who just ate bananas.

by make.a.wish April 1, 2009

Fact

Something that is true and can proved wthout a doubt

Fact-Javy loves his girlfriend kelly alot more than she loves him

by javy422 June 12, 2006

Facesterbator

When you masterbate to someones facebook pictues and videos.

" Dude i was on Katies facebook last night, and i totally facesterbated to her beach pics." " Wait your a facesterbator

by schwazyie_dog October 20, 2009

Faceturbate

Verb: the act of liking your own status or pictures on Face Book just to gain higher 'like' numbers, or in a sad act of self approval.

Look at him, he's faceturbating again, i think thats a bit sad.

or

She's not that popular, she just faceturbates so people think she is.

by Dann C July 13, 2012

facetown

Facetown is a substance induced stupor where anything goes and is the ultimate nirvana for an individual or group of people that want to get really drunk, really quick. When you drink so much booze in so little time you become the mayor of facetown.

"Hey everyone look!!! Christian's going to facetown again!" - partygoer
"LET'S GET FACED" - Christian

by cuddles with mongoose November 14, 2014

FUN FACT

A RAccoon can crawl in a persons asshole

fun fact bitch

by THE MANDALORIAN 27 January 22, 2021

FaceTime

Face on deck.

Lemme get that head.

Neck.

Stacks: Can I get that FaceTime?
Her: What's FaceTime?
Stacks: *Staleface* Well FaceTime is... just FaceTime. *Smiles*
Her: Okay!

by OMGitsStacks January 24, 2011