Eugene

usually a kid who is extremely cringeworthy and is know to get dised/rejected by girls

oh that guy is super cringy he must be a eugene

by backfill July 31, 2016

Eugene

Eugene has big goals and a small penis. He likes to bring machine guns to school and call it a social experiment. He really likes soy milk and everything bland.

He has no future in life. His mom hates him and his dad disappointed that his son is 47 years old and he is still a virgin and is still jerking off to pornhub. He is the type of guy to eat pizza all day while watching Anime and jerking off. He has no hygiene. Don't be an Eugene.

Eugene quickly pulled his pants up when he realized that his dad was watching him jerk it to Justine Bieber.

by Dr Phili July 19, 2016

Eugenio

Cum guzzling Mario enthusiast. Loves to dress up in his Red costume and stash and get fucked by dogs dressed as mushrooms. Also has a two-headed penis. Loves to participate in munging.

Wow! Eugenio is so sexy :3 I wanna be a dalmatian with a mushroom hat.

by Nobgoglin April 29, 2019

Eugene

He has a big Long dick that’s always around 12 inches long he is always 6ft and plays basketball he is a mega weeb who can pull bitches no matter what he does and most of the girls in his class think he is hot

Damn Eugene Nice Cock

by Niggar gagged123455 November 13, 2020

Ebenezer

An erect penis

“Here i raise my ebenezer”

by Churchofchrist208 November 20, 2022

ebens

when someone gets involved in a conversation which has nothing at all to do with them.

Oi eben, stop getting ebens!

by Adam B Poole January 6, 2009

Eugene

A trans man with limp wrists and a raunchy sense of humor. Can usually be found making gay jokes in a positive manner and treating women like human beings. A real swell guy.

Can you believe that guy? Why can't he be more like Eugene?

by eugenioburrinio November 14, 2014