3 definitions by Dr Phili
Eugene has big goals and a small penis. He likes to bring machine guns to school and call it a social experiment. He really likes soy milk and everything bland.
He has no future in life. His mom hates him and his dad disappointed that his son is 47 years old and he is still a virgin and is still jerking off to pornhub. He is the type of guy to eat pizza all day while watching Anime and jerking off. He has no hygiene. Don't be an Eugene.
He has no future in life. His mom hates him and his dad disappointed that his son is 47 years old and he is still a virgin and is still jerking off to pornhub. He is the type of guy to eat pizza all day while watching Anime and jerking off. He has no hygiene. Don't be an Eugene.
Eugene quickly pulled his pants up when he realized that his dad was watching him jerk it to Justine Bieber.
by Dr Phili March 19, 2016
Johnny, me and your farther decided that you are not going to be dating. But you are going to be courtshiping!
by Dr Phili April 18, 2016