erection dyslexia

Temporary bout of dyslexia brought on by an erection.

-“What the heck was up that message you sent last night? It didn’t make sense.”

-“Sorry, I had erection dyslexia when I wrote it.”

erection dyslexia

by mckat May 3, 2018

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cerebral erection

When you really like an idea or a thought, it gives you a cerebral erection.

When Denny told me about his new business idea, it gave me a cerebral erection.

by Playa Wizard May 7, 2018

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Phantom Erection

An Erection felt but actually experienced, leaving one unable to reach an orgasm.

People who may experience this could be eunuchs, paraplegic/quadriplegics, or Lieutenant Dan.

"How Sucky would that be... A phantom erection, but no way to release...! Ugh." - Shorty

by Tojo June 27, 2014

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Erect Poop

When your poop you left in the toilet is long and in a straight line.

Dang! I made an Erect Poop!

by feggbzherhare May 1, 2021

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Political Erectness is defined as n. 1. The art or skill of using political correctness to seduce the other gender or sex,
2. The act of being aroused by politically correct behavior.

This word comes in other variants, such as politically erect.

Dude 1: Last night I acted politically erect and got some illegal immigrant puss.
Dude 2: Last night I beat up some white male cis scum and scored huge femipussy.
Dude 1: We're pretty good at political erectness! Let's go suck some sand nigger tiddies.

by Niger Tits May 24, 2017

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chaos erection

When an audience prefers to read, hear or watch devastating news developments; while simultaneously shitting on the media for not paying more attention to happier topics and over-dramatizing the darker side of humanity.

Donald Trump says multiple news outlets are failing; but America's collective chaos erection says otherwise.

by Oybekiyet February 10, 2017

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