previewture ejaculation

when previews include important plot details or revelations that spoil the film before actual viewing occurs.

Hey did you check out Shutter Island?
Nope major previewture ejaculation when i watched the advertisements.
Haha i know. OMG WHO COULD THE OTHER PATIENT BE?

by The Sullier January 10, 2011

eggnog emasculation

Drinking too much eggnog to the point where you damage your urinary tract.

Damn he got an eggnog emasculation.

by iwasgroundedforsayingfrick November 30, 2019

bootyhole ejaculation

When you cum, and all the sweat piled in your ass leaks through your ass crack after you cum. If you're wearing underwear, it will stain your underwear, however, the stain will not be brown like shit, it will simply be clear like sweat stains.

Only happens to men, but doesn't happen to all men.

Damn bro, I was jacking off and I got a bootyhole ejaculation again, guess I gotta go change my underwear.

by auxre December 8, 2020

Forced Ejaculation

When sexual intercourse is interrupted and one must force sudden and often uncomfortable climax.

Her dad walked in so I had to pull a forced ejaculation.

by nubcake October 16, 2006

multiple ejaculation

ejaculating more than once.
easier for women that men.

some say multiple ejaculation for men is impossible

by ROBERT SAVAGE May 8, 2006

Ejaculater

Spunks all day everyday ovber men!

David Taylor

by James Sutherland January 19, 2004

Emaciated Tadpole

A person of substantial height and extremely underweight. Often annoying, obnoxious, and extremely geeky. Usually wrong but extremely egotistic.

Guy 1: Did you know that Intel PC's are coming out with native quad-cores for Yorkfield?
Guy 2: No. That's nahalem. You are such a emaciated tadpole.

by Lee Savery October 30, 2007