Ejaculatte

A hot beverage, regardless of ingredients that is topped with fresh human ejaculate. This occurs when a male is milked directly over the cup.

If the ejaculate is mixed with saliva in the mouth of the barista first, then spat into the drink so that it is bubbly, it is considered a spafaccino (spaf + cappuccino).

If the ejaculate is frozen into a ball and added directly to black coffee, it is referred to as a spaffogato (spaf + affogato).

This drink comes with a warning that it *may* contains nuts.

Ricardo: "keep pumping, Marina. Soon, my hot load will crown the surface if yet another beverage"
Marina: "My arms are tired. Are you sure there isn't a way I can take a break from pumping out ejaculattes?"
Ricardo: "Of course, my dear. Open wide, it's time to make a spafacinno"
Marina: *hot gagging sounds*

by Souper Rare July 28, 2022

Ejike

Most underrated athlete in the country. He plays all four American sports and is the most loving man on the planet. Girls fight over him constantly. Guys want to be like him.

U freaking bitch Ejike is mine back off you hoe!!!!

by yatescushing December 27, 2011

Mental Ejaculation

To expel all knowledge, in no particular order, of a certain subject in a definate space of time.

Jane: How'd the Spanish test Go?
Dick: Mental Ejaculation. I mentally ejaculated all over it.

by Geophree Godnam March 24, 2006

bosnian ejcaculator

bosnians have the ejaculation power of 1000 men they.

Use your bosnian ejaculater to destroy the monster!

by rickjames April 23, 2004

Ejaccident

The subtle art of accidental ejaculation

Dude, when that bass dropped, I ejaccidented in my pants

by turboplm April 26, 2011

Ejacutastic

When a person ejaculates while having sex with a parter and it's absolutley fantastic............

Friend #1:Hey bro, how was your date last night? Freind # 2:It was ejacutastic

by outlaww August 1, 2012

ejoycation

The presence of enjoyment in education is called ejoycation.

- Hey Katy, let's enroll in Dr. Watson's classes.
- Why Dr. Watson?
- Cus his method is ejoycation. There are a lot of funny games when he teaches.

by Angloman April 29, 2014