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Edward Cullen

The love interest in Stephenie Meyer's terribly written Twilight "Saga". Edward Cullen has bronze hair at first, but it changes severl times in the books. He's also sparkly, a vampire who doesn't actually drink human blood, and falls in love with the main character Bella, a Mary-Sue if there ever was one. Also the cause of a strange phenomenon I like to call the "Edward Cullen Complex" that causes young men to become wildly insecure because of a fictional character. They may gripe about girls having too high of standards, write lengthy bitter definitions of Edward on Urban Dictionary, and never get laid because of their insecurity.
These are typically the same young boys who look at Maxim, Blender and other trashy magazines, and compare women with the models in them-yet they somehow think being compared to Edward Cullen is unfair. Cute.
Girl "Edward Cullen is sooo hot!"
Guy "It's not fair you expect me to be Edward!"
Girl "It's not fair you expect me to be Brooke Burke."
Guy "I still hate Edward Cullen."
by Indeedit'strue December 27, 2008
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J. Edgar Hoover

Head of the FBI before, during and after the Kennedy administration.
ACCORDING TO URBAN LEGEND:
J. Edgar Hoover and the Kennedys disliked each other. The Kennedy family distributed liquor during Prohibition, and recieved many Mafia campaign contributions. They were embarrassed by each others sex lives. JFK had Marilyn Monroe, and Hoover would get drunk at Government parties and offer to give men blowjobs.
by Lichmea Moore July 7, 2006
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Eduardo

Its a name for a boy
They seem to be very attractive and handsome

When in a relationship they are the faithful ones
They tend to be very flirtatious.;
Girl 1: who do you like?
Girl 2: Eduardo!
*Girl 1 turns to Eduardo*
Girl 1: I can see why! He's so sexy, sweet, and smart

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by mamitia<3u369 May 12, 2011
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J. Edgar Hoover

A famous head of the FBI who flagrantly abused his power and overlooked various shit the US of A did to fuck over certain groups in the USA. It was also rumored that he was a homosexual or a cross-dresser or both.
"J. Edgar Hoover (stinkin sucker)
and he couldve proved to you
he had King and X set up
Also the party with Newton, Cleaver and Seale
He ended"
-Public Enemy
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Eduard Khil

The name of the YouTube-infamous man, known for his amazing song "Trololololo". Be sure not to look into his eyes. He'll see into your soul.

His last name, "Khil", derives from the word "kill": to cause the death of someone or something. Which is exactly what he'll do to you. After all, he IS the guy that will meet you at the Gates of Hell....

Maybe we should be good and go to heaven then.
Example: "Eduard Khil's eyes scare the bajeebers out of me!"
by I Will Khil You! June 9, 2010
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eddress

What's your eddress?
by Anna Maria Tran December 18, 2003
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eddress

What is your eddress?
by war1man August 5, 2003
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