Ewan

Small man very weak usually a furry does not respect women gets beaten up by year 7s cry’s a lot and has temper tantrums.

Ewan won’t stop crying.

by Etoppp December 14, 2022

ewan

a wierdo toe

you are such a ewan

by gdkbjnizfsjnhv January 1, 2023

Ewan Disease

That one time Ewan almost killed us in December after going to his barbecue

Person 1 - "Hey remember that one time we had Ewan disease"
Person 2 - "Oh yeah, that shit sucked"

by Cowan123 January 20, 2023

ewalola

Beauty of tomorrow.Playful at times and smiles often, if you have one never let go.

Ewalola, beauty queen I salute you

by Precious gift January 28, 2023

Ewan

He is a donkey. his small dick energy make everyone die of cringe the second they look at him.

oh god its ewan
ewan is here to get genshin feet pics

by Arvinisasmelly April 17, 2023

ewandre

basic white guy who is probably a swimmer and hits the gym everyday but still remains skin and bone

you’re such an ewandre.

by Liaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa June 20, 2023

Ewan Ding Dale Smith Berry Dingle

A salty clash Royale player who is short and likes touching your children and minors (specifically boys) in spots that make them lose their virginity while it makes him extremely aroused.

Oh my god look it’s Ewan Ding Dale Smith Berry Dingle touching another 2 year old.

by Negro69420TheRealSnegro June 29, 2023