dump tickets

1. Toilet paper: More specifically, the fast-food napkins kept in the glovebox of a vehicle to be used for emergencies in lieu of toilet paper.

today at lunch, christian stocked up on a nice stack of dump tickets for the truck, among other supplies while raiding the fixins bar.

by muffler November 9, 2008

Ghost Dump

The pleasantly surprising experience of not having to wipe after taking a dump.

"That feel when you go to wipe and are relieved in realizing it was a ghost dump, the task at hand has already been performed by an unseen and unknown force."

by TedStroke June 13, 2013

Big Dump

The act of taking a crap.

There is nothing more satisfying that taking a big dump with a good book to read too

by Rancid randy February 25, 2004

Drama Dump

When someone dumps all of their dramatic life issues on you upon first meeting them.

Damn, she just drama dumped me!

by OParks December 7, 2010

Travel dump

Taking that huge dump at home after being constipated during a trip.

The food in Chicago was great during my business trip, but it really stopped me up for a couple of days. Thank God I finally took a travel dump today, I was getting worried.

by FreddieFred June 28, 2015

company dump

A bowel movement conducted while "on the clock" at work. Normally a good Company Dump takes longer than it should and can be used to avoid work assignments or meetings.

Fred: How was your company dump?
Jack: Not bad, I watched 13 youtube videos and tweeted twice!

by Extra Large Huevos - ELH September 8, 2013

funny dump

Masturbating while taking a crap. A solo blumpkin.

I'm so frustrated I'm gonna go take a funny dump.

by dj shitdog October 24, 2007