Drunken Martyr

1) Your buddy gets too drunk and starts making a fool of himself. Someone (also quite drunk) takes it upon themselves to help them, usually poorly, and becomes the drunken martyr.

Person 1: "Did you hear about how Randy puked on Anna when she tried to help him last night? He was so drunk he couldn't even walk outside."

Person 2: "Well, that's what happens when you try and be a drunken martyr."

by lavish April 04, 2014

drunken discussion

This is what occurs during practice when everyone but your section is outside and you've exhausted every ounce of motivation to practice in you. Does not actually include drunken members, or alcohol for that matter.

*Everyone else but section leaves*

Mike: Okay, let's practice!

*five minutes later*

Mike: Okay, time for a drunken discussion!

Everyone else: It's about time!

by Bea Minor July 29, 2017

Drunken Rob

This is when someone gets so drunk they fall over in the middle of the road with his pants down and starts masturbating at taxi drivers.

I was that hammered last night I did a drunken rob

by Diana’s airbag November 23, 2021

drunken dozen

When you get home from work and kill a twelve pack of beer without eating dinner, resulting in you being very drunk.

Dude, you should’ve came over last night! Me and John both had a drunken dozen and watched football!

by Dilly the Drunk September 25, 2023

Drunken Sandy

The act of having anal sex without the use of a lubricant. It is often performed while in a drunken state and no lube is available. The word is derived from the movie Grease and Sandy's strong desire for booze and anal sex.

"Without lube, we're gonna have to take this drunken sandy nice and slow. I can't be no grease lightnin."

by spectical July 21, 2016

drunken software

The badest ass kind of software. Drunken Software.

Dude. Have you ever seen what drunken software looks like? It's permabeer goggles.

by dreaded1 January 24, 2008

Drunken Sprinkler

A person who gets violently drunk that can’t control their bladder resulting in pissing the sheets

Ben: “Damien, I saw joey change his sheets this morning after a night out drinking. I think he pissed himself”

Damien:”i’m not surprised he’s a drunken sprinkler

by Bigballs42 June 29, 2024