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Drunken Seagull Vomit

The result of a homeless man masturbating on the back of a holiday home owners back as they tan by their pool.
Alex woke up with drunken seagull vomit on his back
by Allen Charles August 16, 2021
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drunken aggravation

Slang term that refers to a large aircraft maintenence facility in the midwest (Cornhusker State) where greed and hillbillies run rampant. See also fucktackle.
I used to work at drunken aggravation, but got fired for having more than common sense.
by Cumbuster14 September 28, 2013
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drunken man

I am diseased for a room even drunken man of Fred he had, at attending at Fred of alcoholic, while before if touched to a drop.
by man!? August 13, 2017
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drunken discussion

This is what occurs during practice when everyone but your section is outside and you've exhausted every ounce of motivation to practice in you. Does not actually include drunken members, or alcohol for that matter.
*Everyone else but section leaves*

Mike: Okay, let's practice!

*five minutes later*

Mike: Okay, time for a drunken discussion!

Everyone else: It's about time!
by Bea Minor July 28, 2017
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drunken cheesecake

The act of saving bodily fluid secreted during sexual intercourse from multiple partners for later consumption in a baked good, usually served to an ex in the form of a cheesecake.
“Man Tiffany keeps telling people we’re exclusive, when we haven’t even been on a date in 2 years; I’ll have to give her a drunken cheesecake from my weekend in Vegas.”
by AdvanceAutomobiles December 31, 2018
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drunken tarzan

Drunken Tarzan is a sexual position where you invite someone back to your house and they watch you get a hand job while making direct eye contact.
Watching Bob get a drunken tarzan was the longest 2 minutes of my life.
by BeerdedWonder July 5, 2018
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Drunken Donkey Punch

While you are having sex with your significant other and your are not satisfied so you decide to punch her and knock her out so the vaginal muscles tighten.
“I’m bout to drunken donkey punch this lil hoe
by The king 35463$28 June 4, 2018
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