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dinkler

one who is fucking smooth af i swear they be lit 4 real bruh um tellin ya they ass got charisma , personality , ambition , swagg , character and shit .. on me they tight str8 up ..
ohh shit there's Ryan "the dinkler" Jones , now this is a party.
by the real dinkler May 14, 2018
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Woo Drinker

Term describing those who indescriminately yell "WOOOOOO!!" while drinking. Common staple of frat parties.
Student 1: Sup man, you wanna go to the Kappa party tonight?

Student 2: No thanks, I want to be low key tonight. There are nothing but Woo Drinkers doing kegstands and fighting people at those things.
by shadax November 22, 2010
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Dinkleberry

The Dinkleberry is a lifeform that resembles a male human, with the sartling difference that everything he says makes him sound like a chauvanistic DINK. The Dinkleberry prides himself on being the worlds' best manwhore, when in reality he has simply resorted to hitting on every whore that walks by. He does not realize that this is indeed pathetic rather than an accomplishment.
The Dinkleberry species can often be found perusing local stripclubs, with the clearly conceited attitude that every half-naked girl that looks at him is immediately in love with his insanely premature bald spot and nauseating Aqua-Velva cologne.
The Dinkleberry's average day consists of bullshit one-liners that your grandpa wouldn't have used, and a busted ass Blackberry that he carries out of belief that it makes him look cool. (He likely has no idea how to use the Blackberry as his conscious mind is far too self-absorbed to think of anything but himself and how amazing he simply MUST be.)
The Dinkleberry's diet consists of 3-day-old takeout that his dog likely licked after licking its own crotch, dirty panties that he stole from a wide variety of hookers, and crust-covered chocolate covered almonds, as the Dinkleberry secretly loves to suck nuts.
"I can't believe that Chris thought he was such a smooth dude. Check out that receding hairline."
"Fuck, what a dinklebery."
"I wonder what that smell is all about?"
"It's stale nuts. The Dinkleberry clearly just finished breakfast."
by Yeah, I went there. And what? January 29, 2009
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Drinkies

After smoking substances such as marijuana, the extreme NEED for a beverage (or two or three...) This becomes a direct result of cotton mouth. After getting the drinkies, expect the munchies to follow.
Dude man, I am so high, I got the drinkies!
by Coach Roach November 22, 2003
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Secret lemonade drinker

A homosexual, who has yet to fully exit the closet, but every now and then has a little bit of a mince.
Rod - I swear Andrew keeps checking my cock out in the toilet!

Mick - funny I thought the same thing! I think he's a bit of a secret lemonade drinker.
by Wellhank December 6, 2012
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dinkleshake

A handshake of the utmost disrespect in which one wipes their bare hand on their asshole picking up any stray pieces of feces and proceeds to shake the hand of the unsuspecting victim.
I thanked Laura's dad for the ride by giving him an oldfashioned dinkleshake.
by 09 We Kill People March 28, 2009
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