rubberband on the doorknob

It is literally a rubber band hanging on the doorknob, used to warn a roommate(usually in college dorms) that the other is currently having sex in that room.

If your ever having sex and you dont want your roommate to come in by accedent then just put a rubberband on the doorknob.

by voodoom August 21, 2006

Doorknobs

Deadpool's name for his guns.

A recurring gag of Deadpool's is when he calls his guns "doorknobs", only to confuse both allies and enemies.

"Doorknobs don't kill people; I kill people." ~ Deadpool

by Merc of a Mouth January 10, 2013

dookiefest

When a bunch of dudes all go take a dookie at the same time in different bathrooms in one house or in different stalls. Whoever finishes first wins, but whoever finishes last took the biggest dookie and is officially dookie king.

Steve: Dude, I gotta take a shit.
George: Me too.
Pete: Hey, me too!
Everybody at same time: DOOKIEFEST!

by Gayaka June 7, 2009

Late Dookie

When you realize you still have to poo, after you've already flushed.

My mom always tells me I'm wasting water when i flush twice, but i cant help the late dookie.

by zac archer January 22, 2009

Doorknob

annoying, stupid, jackass, more then annoying, people wants to throw him to the sharks, dumb, a pile of dirt is smarter, and braceface

"I hate your brother! he's such a doorknob!!!"

by The Music Beat October 29, 2011

blast a dookie

To excrete a large amount of defecation in a short period of time.

After running for an hour, I had to blast a dookie that was going to shatter the toilet.

by Matt Berlin September 2, 2003

Dooksnort

A person that has to take a giant crap, or that is in the process of taking a giant crap

Justin is in the bathroom taking a Dooksnort

by Briefcase Joe January 13, 2011