dinkage

Basiclly something thats already dinky and becomes more dinky. This dinky thing that became more dinky has experienced dinkage.

Tiny tin: "dinkage" -undefined dinkage
Your stupid and reading this made you more stupid. You have experienced dinkage in your brainage.

by Tacosmile772 November 27, 2019

doink pen

A wax pen / weed pen / marijuana inhalation device

Gets you totally doinked.

"ay bro, can i hit your doink pen?"

by Papa Grubb February 12, 2020

Drinkalong

A drinkalong is a drinking session that typically takes place through electronic means, such as over a video conferencing tool such as Zoom. Participants will dial into the video conference with a supply of alcohol on hand and with the sole intent of "drinking along" with others remotely. Usage of the term has risen greatly in popularity since the advent of the restrictions necessitated in many parts of the world by the spread of the novel coronavirus.

Bill: "Any interest in joining my Zoom drinkalong tonight?"
Pete: "Yup. I'm in lockdown too. What time is kick off?"

by ygreenspan March 24, 2020

DoinkMuffin

A DoinkMuffin is a name to call someone when you’re mad at them, names like this are Idiot, Hoe, bum, CheeseBall,

Laine is such a DoinkMuffin

by IsobelTheDoinkMuffin August 30, 2020

dinkadoo

Dinkadoo can be either Male or female, also known as a plug hopper, puddle slut or even a dirt leg.

There he/she (name of person) such as The Ritters would rather be a Dinkadooer instead of parents.

by MRS.MOOCOW83 October 15, 2020

DoinaGwenie

Taking an hour to work up the courage to snort a line.
Then after snorting a line rolling around on the floor for the next 3 hours saying "oh it hurts, it hurts."

Then getting a blood nose an hour later.

Just generally being a pussy when it comes to snorting lines

Me: you want a line?
You: Yeah

Me: Are you doinagwenie
You: Nah I ain't no pussy
Me : it has been an hour are you going to have it

You: Snort Line
You: oh it hurts, it hurts
Me: stop doinagwenie and clean up the blood coming from your nose

by Thirty6yrolds January 27, 2021

doinkus

someone extremely stupid, and an incredibly untrained mind set.

“hey babe, wanna make out?”
“no Jonas , i am your father. doinkus.”

by rosie from calliou February 17, 2021