finkle dinking

To take home one of the opposite sex, only to find out he/she is a transvestite, and proceeding to engage in sexual intercourse with him/her.

John totally got caught finkle dinking last night! He took home what he thought was some hot chick, but it ended up being Al, and he banged him anyway.

by djmmjy August 22, 2010

skinned my dink

To screw some bitch all night, real hard so that your dick is sore the next day, possibly with some skin worn off.

Oh man, I really I skinned my dink on that bitch last night!

by the knob April 25, 2006

dink touch

Secretly touching touching someone with your "dink" by way of a pelvic thrust, then yelling dink touch afterwards to humiliate the victim.

Person A walks up being Person B at the workplace and dink touches him.

by sportpro70 January 2, 2008

dinkle dong

When someone gets a sliver up their anal cavity.

Matthew: I got a dinkle dong last night when Jason and I were making a new video for slapdaddy.com, and it really hurts.
Jason: I was getting tired of fucking him, so I stuck a sliver up his ass.
Billy: That is fucked up. I am going to go stick my cock in a blender.
(Billy is bisexual)

by HORNYGREENMAN January 20, 2017

Peter Dinklage

A metaphor for the male genitals. Peter referring to the penis, and Dinklage referring to the testicle sack.

Hey girl, I got a friend you might wanna meat, his name is Peter Dinklage.

by Stony Tark November 12, 2015

dinkleberry

A tiny dried up or petrified ball of feces that gets caught in a man's ass hair. It can be the result of not washing your ass or not properly wiping your ass after taking a crap.

When the hippie/stoner pulled down his pants, the girl caught a glimpse of his dinkleberries and refused to have sex with him.

by toast455 July 2, 2005

woo woo dinker

A cow with 3 legs & 17 udders. It usually shoots out acidic milk from 16 udders and breast milk out of 1.

"ZAYUMMM! Is that a woo woo dinker?"
"Yesss omg I love how it squirts breast milk out of one udder"

by YOURMOMSAWOOWOODINKER April 26, 2014