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dockers

You are wearing Dockers.
by GoodfellaSnoop October 31, 2004
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Double Docker

1. A penis long enough that it can penetrate both the vagina and the cervix.

2. In anal sex, a penis long enough that it can penetrate both the Anus and the Houston Valves.

Note: If you're a dumb shit who can't figure out what the Houston Valves are, please consult Google.
Black Guy: Double Docker

White Guy: Docker ... hits the G-spot

Asian Guy: No Docker ... she can't even feel it inside her.
by LordofWales August 9, 2010
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pirate doctor

A physician that happens to work with and on Pirates. This doctor specializes in sword and cannon wounds. He wears an eye patch and scrubs with a sword at his side.
The infamous Patch Adams was a pirate doctor and was responsible for keeping the Crew of the Black Pearl Healthy and happy.
by JesseJack November 15, 2007
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slam doctor

One who has his doctoral degree in slamming slam-pigs, no matter their lack of sexual appeal
Wow Read has hooked up with so many random slam-pigs that personally, i would consider him a slam doctor
by dingledorf April 9, 2005
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Floating Head Doctor

Floating head doctor is a body with no head and a head with no body. The head often floats around while the body clumsily makes mistakes. Invented by J.D. on Scrubs.
Head: Have you seen my body!!?!?
Guy1: It's over there hurry!
Body: No, you shall never get me!!

Elliot: Sigh, it's just Floating Head Doctor again"
by parrappa October 8, 2008
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Dockers

Nickname or brand name for pants, usually the orginal khaki color.

Dockers brand is Levi Strauss & Co's business/casual line, marketed to middle-aged, middle-income people to be moderately fashionable. Khaki pants cost around $45 - $55.
I'm gonna wear Dockers with my Hawaiian shirt to work this Friday.
by Coell August 21, 2005
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certified head doctor

Some bitch who is certified in giving head, dome, knowledge, cranium, brain, neck, throat, skull, noggin, mouth, face, head, hummer, knob, wisdom, etc.
Yo that girl right thurr is a certified head doctor fa shizzle because she sucked the whole crew and didn't even choke. Then she received her certification according to how we rated her on from 1-10. This could also be train-able material. See Train for more details.
by The Train December 10, 2008
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